I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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