porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
