I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
