No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Oh god it's open bar.
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