erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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