"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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