Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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