Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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