i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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