I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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