At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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