All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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