At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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