Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just pee around me
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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