problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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