I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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