I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
