Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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