I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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