Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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