it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
