She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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