I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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