he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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