Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
This is my gift to your gina
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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