he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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