Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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