Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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