I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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