i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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