ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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