OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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