I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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