I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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