his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
