what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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