I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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