Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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