She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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