Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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