is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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