My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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