Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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