some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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