i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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