Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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