why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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