i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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