i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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