guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
