Pappa wants mamma naked
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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