Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
